“Your statement is like saying, ‘Every time I eat wings, I should see lots of young women in orange shorts and tiny t-shirts.’ While I would love for that to be true, it’s not always the case.”

—Recon Number 54 on bungie.net.

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For anyone with a Flickr account, you know about the changing greetings whenever you log in. This was the one I got today:

Hee.

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Paris Hilton pwns John McCain.

Yes, really.

For real.

No, seriously.

I know, I couldn’t believe it either.

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Just read this post by a forum member on Bungie.net:

“Girls are better to play Halo with for the same reason that girls are better to do everything with.

Basically they smell better than guys, they’re softer, they’re nicer to look at and they have the affect of making you act like a better person when they’re around.

I can’t think of anything I enjoy doing that I don’t enjoy doing even more with a girl.”

I less than three that post.

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Today’s xkcd.

Brilliant.

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