You know, the more I happen to use LOLcat speak, the more I keep looking over my shoulder in trepidation. One day, I’m going to look, and my toughest professor from college will be standing there, holding my degree in her hands. Then she’ll tell me, “We’re taking this back due to your flagrant abuse of the English language.”
Sadly, my reply would probably be, “I can haz degree back?”
Then I’d inquire about a refund on the money I spent on the degree. I mean, if that professor had yet to smote me for using LOLcat speak in front of her, I’d ask.
Come to think of it, I’m still surprised she didn’t smote me while I was a student.
Of course, that leaves another question. If someone smotes you, would you still have to pay back your student loans?
Wait… are student loans the modern tool of smiting!?
Holy shit! I’ve been smote already and I never even knew!
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