was heard this conversation:
Scene: Nathan and Jamie are watching “Untold Stories of the ER.” We just saw a story where this old lady accidentally put the nitroglycerin heart cream on her husband’s bum and the hemorrhoid cream on his chest. Oops.
So Nathan makes the following observation: “That’s love right there, helping your husband put on hemorrhoid cream.”
I say, “You can put on your own damn hemorrhoid cream.”
He asks, “What if both my arms have been cut off?”
My reply, “Then don’t get hemorrhoids.”
Ah, domestic bliss.
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