After all the hoopla over Bungie’s forthcoming E3 announcement, it got the stop from its publisher (Microsoft) and had to shelve the whole thing. Bungie went through a shitload of work, from what I could see, only to get everything stuffed by Microsoft. How much does that suck? And then, really kick Bungie in the junk, some xbox rep confirms that Bungie is working on a new Halo title. What a way to take all the glory from Bungie, especially after they went to all that trouble and build up.

GRRface, indeed.

I’ve now played D&D. And not just, you know, played D&D, either. Instead, I am DMing a campaign. Just jumped right into the deep end, something I never do. (I mean, come on, the water is usually really freaking cold).

But you know what? It’s fun. That’s right, I said it. It’s FUN.

I mean, where else can you retaliate in a god-like way when someone annoys you?

So far, I’ve only played with Nathan and Ethan. But last weekend, we had this conversation:

Nathan: “I check the altar to see if it has anything inside it.”

DM: “It’s a solid stone block. Your check reveals a solid stone block.”

Nathan: “Okay, then. I want to smash something. Is there anything I can smash?”

DM: *withering look*

Ethan: *withering look*

Nathan: “Okay, I attack the pews.”

DM: “The pews are made of stone, like I said before. You break your sword.”

Nathan: “DAMMIT!”

Sarah IMs me: www.thebricktestament.com
me: Seen it! Be more original!
Sarah: www.ifuckinghateyousometimes.com

…pwned.

however, the domain wasn’t registered. now it is. I own it. it’ll have many many photos of folks giving the bird.

I think I might have to start requiring folks to register before commenting. I’ve gotten a ridiculous amount of spam on my entries, all within the past few days. Before, I didn’t get ANY.

…who told!?

“DAD! WHERE DO YOU KEEP YOUR BALLS?!”

That question, of course, was in reference to the bocce ball set he claimed was down there. Yes, we did eventually find the balls.

Later that night, we ended up playing darts. I’m winning, all I have to do is hit a single bullseye.

Mmmm. That’s right. All. I. Have. To. Do.

Anyway. So Dad’s GF says, “She can do this in one dart!”

Nathan replies, “Pfft. She couldn’t do it if she had TEN darts.”

I throw a dart. Not only do I hit the bullseye, but a DOUBLE bullseye.

HA! EAT THAT!

My head hurts.

Gimme feedback, people.

Um…please?

My brain hurts.

I swear, I’m smarter than I act.

Really.

Stop giving me that look.

Anyrate, next is the forum skin, because it’s awfully bright.

Viking Kitties

The Exorcist as Re-Enacted by Bunnies in 30 Seconds

Five More Minutes

Foamy’s Rant

I am a card carrying member of the foamy card cult. So there.

I can smell your brains.