Dear Spammers

Re: Commenting Spam

My replies to all of you are as follows:

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No, I’m not. Ever.

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Ellipsis? Sure.

Ellipsis
Pronunciation: \i-ˈlip-səs, e-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Latin, from Greek elleipsis ellipsis, ellipse, from elleipein to leave out, fall short, from en in + leipein to leave.
Date: 1540

You’ll have to look up the definition yourself, though. While you’re at it, look up the definition for no.

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Pfft. Of course.

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No. It makes me cry.

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*twitch*

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This is YOUR FAULT! You TOLD me to take it!

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Are those the magical things that make my phone make funny sounds that make me throw it across the room?

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I will never listen to any music by djionas. Even if they exist. Because I’m not finding out because I’m not even going to google. Ever.

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I’m sorry, is that a word relating to math? And my nightmares? If you say the word starting with C and ending in -alculus, I will track you through your logged IP, hunt you down, and torture you with numbers until you beg for mercy. And there will be no mercy!

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Adderall=very yes.

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Really?! Thanks for giving me the heads-up. Because, you know, I never would’ve found that on my own.

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Phentermine info. Phentermine. Phentermine side effects. Phentermine on line….

Is phentermine a drug? Because I just can’t figure it out. Oh, wait. I don’t care.

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Redundant much?

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*zzzzzzzzz*

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Yes, I do. Every month.

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My fireplace is boarded up. Is that bad?

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Canada is my guess, judging from all the other comments.

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I recommend a baseball bat to the head. And if a bat isn’t available, any other blunt object will do in a pinch.

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It makes other people cry too?

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Oh! I know this one! It’s when you take Ambien and don’t get into your bed within the next fifteen minutes. Within twenty minutes, you’re walking like a drunk person whose legs are asleep, you trip over a button in your carpet, fall, and crack your head on the coffee table.

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Come to my swimming pool site, thank you…

No. I hate swimming.

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Am I allowed to post the message stop fucking spamming me?

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*yawn*…

Thanks, you said it for me.

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Google it, bitch.

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No. That interruption is called pregnancy. You might want to google that too.

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Your firstborn child and untold amounts of money, at least in your case.

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See: A Brave New World

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30mg qd

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Dude on the corner of Main and Elm. Luckily, I have a prescription.

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You found my mom!?

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You know Chuck the Alien? We have so much in common!

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No. I mean, have you seen the exchange rates?

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KITTIES! *runs off*

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Easy. You become a zoooooombiiiiiiiiiie. Cure? Shotgun to the head, verified by the entire genre of zombie movies.

Percocet effects.

Make pain go away. Very good.

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See: Betty Crocker.

How to stop taking ambien.

Discontinue insomnia.

I need a prescription for phentermine.

That’s nice. Ask your doctor.

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Do you even know what duality means?

What does a yellow xanax bar mean….

It means speed up, it’s about to turn red.

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You would be too if it made you constipated and made things taste funny.

I took hydrocodone thru entire pregnancy.

And your baby has seventeen eyes, three noses, and no mouth?

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Not according to my health insurance company.

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Ultram does nothing. See: Percocet.

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Found on bottle.

Soma and addiction….

Addiction to Soma is illustrated by a manic compulsion to spam blogs with asinine comments.

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I have no fucking clue. I suspect it’s a drug, though, since five hundred other commenters spammers post about it.

Where to safely buy percocet.

At the pharmacy. Of course, you need a prescription. That tends to trip people up.

Taking topamax and still hungry….

I guess it doesn’t make you constipated or make things taste funny. Lucky one, aren’t you?

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Sorry, I have Verizon. Locked into a contract for the next twenty years.

Snorting tramadol….

I have this hunch that it’s a bad idea. Just a gut feeling. But, considering it’s you, snort away.

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Makes you feel like you have to pee constantly. As in, you think you’re wetting your pants constantly.

Signs of vicodin addiction.

See: Greg House, M.D.

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How add your site to reddit?…

How punch you in face?

With Everlasting Loathing and Hatred,

Jamie

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