conversation opener:

“…did i tell you someone called the other day and asked for a fake foot?”

about the cousin-in-law who rather rudely asked for money and only money for christmas. I had suggested wampum, but sarah’s idea was much better:

“we have clumps of dark chocolate labelled coal and thats what i want to get for chris’s cousin that sent us the letter for money.”

then she thinks of somehing better. “i could make her an origami crane out of a dollar bill….”

and then better. “or maybe a zoo of five animals out of singles….but then add in some super glue so she can’t get them undone”

and to top it off— “i could even rip them in half first..”

On my self portraits:

“no matter how good you are i dont think you can catch essence of bitch in a picture.”

On chocolate on chocolate Klondike bars:

“they are my cocaine/stabilizer in an otherwise nonsensical unmedicated world…and you can quote me on that.”

Done and done.

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