Distracted by Air

overheard at the grocery store

December 9, 2006 9:48 pm

husband and wife—

husband: “I hate you.”
 
wife: “You can’t hate me.”
 
husband: “I can’t hate you?”
 
wife: “You can, but it has to be for something good.”

father and young son—

son: “Daddy, there’s something cool over there.”
 
father: “No there isn’t.”
 
son: “But—”
 
father: “There’s not anything cool over there. Let’s go.”

mother and daughter—

daughter: “Can you get me a soda? I’m dying.”
 
mother: “That’s okay. Just die.”

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