I’m not a huge fan of the normal-everyday-grapefruit-Fresca, but damn, I like the peach Fresca. And because I like it, it goes down into the annals of Fucking Hard To Find In Large Quantities like Diet Code Red Mountain Dew was (and continues to be). I found it today at Rite Aid in 20 oz. bottles, while not a large quantity, it’s better than nothing, and is nearby. Of course I was at Rite Aid dropping of one of the prescriptions for one of the gobs and gobs of drugs I’m on.

Gimme drugs, man!

This time it’s the speed. I really, really need to not run out. I think I have short-long-term memory problems of how much it sucks without having taken Adderall. When you’re on it and running out you think: oh, I can go a couple days without it and pick up the new script when I see the doc.

Wrong.

The next day, as you’re speedless and have the concentration of a winged wombat, you realize: it fucking sucks when I have no Adderall. This time I ran out because I didn’t make sure that my next appointment was within thirty days. Four weeks, yes, thirty days, no. This means Jamie runs out of Adderall. My psychiatrist’s office keeps moving. Last month, there was a sign on the office door saying that due to water damage, the doctor’s offices have been moved to a wing of the actual hospital (instead of a building next to the hospital attached only by a corridor). Then you have to wander through the maze of the hospital—because my hospital has letters for floor instead of numbers and some sort of numerical system on each floor that makes no fucking sense whatsoever—to hopefully find your shrink’s office. Today I went to pick up the script, thinking ahead and went straight up to the E floor where they were before…but they’ve moved. No, not back to where they were in the first place, but to the 500 section of the E floor, which is called the north end but doesn’t even face north.

I think they’re just messing with us psych patients. The hospital is the maze and our meds are the cheese.

Cheese, Grommit!

The most evil game in the world. And I just lost. Bugger!

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